Archive for June, 2009

Hot Springs

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Finishing up the packing for the trip to Hot Springs SD.

If anyone sees this let me know where you seen this and buy one airbrush tattoo and I will give you one free.

sms posting

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

I don’t know how to get www.letmeparty.com to work on here. this sucks.

A Little Adventure

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

We all need a little adventure in our lives. But why do we get so damn much all at once?

Gun Control

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

O.K. this goes to both sides of the argument.

LOOSEN THE FUCK UP PEOPLE

Now that I got that off of my chest.

Gun Activist’s

I am all for letting people have guns of any size, big or small. But come on people what the hell do you need a fully automatic rifle or pistol for? If you need to shoot faster than you can pull the damn trigger then you are having a bigger problem than the gun is going to help you with O.K. I do not see any problem with having a gun with a magazine in it that will hold even 1000 rounds or more (good luck carrying it with that much weight under the damn thing).

Then there is having a gun that will shoot 1000’s of yards. What the hell people most of us can’t even see that far unless we have a x50 scope on the thing, and even then with no wind you would have to shoot way over the top of the target and any movement of the gun at all would throw off the bullet path so far that you would never hit what you were aiming at anyway.

Now for FMJ bullets. What the hell do we need those for anyway. The only reason they are even still around is because NATO or the Geneva Convention (Witch I think both are a joke) will only let us use them in combat because they do not do the damage that a hollow point or soft point will.

So you gun activist get your heads out of your asses and start thinking about what you are saying. One other thing on this subject is- we don’t need to be preached to if we are on the side of the second amendment O.K. You need to be talking to the people that are against guns. Damn that pisses me off.

Anti-Gun activist’s

First and foremost : guns do not kill people, people kill people. The gun does not fire unless the trigger is pulled O.K. Plain and simple. Oh, a gun can fire even if there is no one pulling the trigger. BUT and its a big BUT: if the gun goes off and the trigger was not pulled either it was dropped and jarred pretty hard or the gun was not safe enough to be loaded anyway.

Why the hell do you think that I am not able to have a gun with out killing someone? I have been around guns all my life and you are wanting to take them away from me. What the hell. Let me take away your damn car. It is more likely that you will hit someone with your car and kill them than it is for me to shoot someone. I do not see why you think that I can not control my self when I have a gun in my hand.

If you get rid of my guns we need to get rid of doctors too, they kill more people each year because they fucked up than people being shot to death.

So people on both sides of this argument get your heads out of your asses. Take a step back and look at the other side for once and actually look and see where the other side is coming from. Lets meet in the middle and then we all can enjoy ourselves again.

Gri’s Cattle prod

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

The CEO of the company I work for just came through and was telling me that we used to make cattle prods back in the early 80’s.

Says that he was back in eastern Nebraska trying to sell these prods. When he was at a vets office pitching the prod’s the vet says “Lets see how well they work?”

The vet grabs this cattle prod and walks out in the corral to this cow that is so sick that it would not  stand up or move.

So he walks up to the back of this cow, lifts its tail, slips this prod up the cows ass.

He says the cow then had no problems getting up and moving when he pushed the button.

Says that he felt bad for the cow but, he did make the sale.

Coffee Vs. Pop at the work place

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

Ok here is a big problem that I have. I do not drink coffee. Yet most of the people that work where I do drink the shit. They get it handed to them for free. I on the other hand get raped when I go to buy a drink from the machine. .75 fucking cents for a damn 12 oz. can of Mountain Dew and right behind me is someone poring them selves a free cup of coffee. These people are also putting 4 or 5 spoons full of sugar and half a cup of creamer in their cup which raises the price of than damn cup of coffee. Hell some of these people show up to work 30 minutes to an hour before work just to get that free coffee that I am paying for.

What really pisses me off about this is, the money that the company buys the coffee with comes out of our employee fund (this money is supposed to be used for parties) that I contribute to every time I have to pay .30 cents for a 1oz. bag of Doritos or .75 cents for a damn muffin that has a 50% chance of being moldy.

Now I can understand that they are just trying to make a little profit for the fund here on the pop, but I can get the shit at Wal-Mart for .25 cents a can. If you double the price it’s still only .50 cents a damn can and I will still be paying for these idiots fucking coffee.

I don’t know maybe someone just needs to look around and see who is paying for all this crap and maybe give them a little kick back.

Nuclear Weapons

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

O.K. Here is a problem I have with a solution. I am reading and hearing that Iran and North Korea want nuclear weapons. WTF. Don’t they think that there are enough in the world now?

I know that we need them to fend off attacks from countries like these moronic assholes but what the hell do they need them for? We are not going to be attacking them. They should know that by now. I mean hell, if we were going to use them we would have launched a few when the fucking turban heads used our own jet liners against us.

But hey, I am a fair man here. So all these tiny countries want nuclear weapons? I say let them have em. Where I live we have a crap load of missiles that we have never tested to see if they work. We can send them a few and let these fuck heads see if they are any good or not. Hell I will even help with some of the postage.

Slap a few stamps on the noses of a dozen of these bad ass  intercontinental missiles and flip the switch or push the button and send them to the little bastards. First class mail all the way.

I know, I know, as soon as we do this there will be countries like Russia and China and probably a few more that will be ready to send a few our way too. I have a plan for that one too. Lets talk to them. I know that they have some sitting around gathering dust like we do. They could use some target practice same as we can. I will bet that we all can come up with a few countries that we all don’t want around anymore. Shit you, know there is Mexico. I know that they make a lot of shit but I will bet with all of them Mexicans around this country we could start repopulating Mexico after a year or two. I think we could do it immediately. We can get China and Russia to start at the bottom of the damn country and work their way up to just before the fall out hits us.

Nuclear power is the least polluting and hs the smallest foot print there is for power. Think about it people if they are making nuclear power plants then let them do it but if they want nuclear weapons then I say we just send then some of our surplus.

That’s my feelings an if you don’t like them go to one of the countries that we are going to blow the hell out of and deal with them fucking you over.